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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Tame The Lion

La, la, la, la, la, la, la (with fingers in ears) . We don't really want to know about our parent's extracurricular activities...do we?! It's possible to run across things we just can't pretend we didn't see. Charisse shares with us one of those memories for her. Giggles guaranteed!



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26 comments:

Stephanie Faris said...

"Did you smell the tail???" EWWWW!

I found some sex games in my mom's and stepdad's closet when I was a teenager. It totally freaked me out. parents aren't supposed to have sex!

Stephanie said...

You two have me cracking up here at work. Too funny! I am so thankful that I never witnessed anything when I was a kids, or maybe I did and it's stored in one of those closets?

Corrie Howe said...

The other week I was looking on a website for which I write articles. I started reading off the titles to one guys written works...all about penis enhancement. My husband and I were ROFL. I had tears in my eyes. My teenage son put his fingers in his ears and shouted, "You're suppose to be the mature ones."

Can you image what kind of psych bills I'd be paying if he ever actually walked in on us?

LMJ said...

I was 9 years old when I walked in on my parents--my mom was giving my dad a blow job. It scared me for life.

I did get to see my mom's sexy lingerie, but I thought nothing of it.

LMJ said...

*scarred

NOT scared

Hillbilly Duhn said...

LMAO! I walked in on my folks. Mom was on top. It was horrible!! I too, am scared for life.

Ed Adams said...

OLD MICE LIKE CHEESE TOO.

Matty said...

I love the look you give each other after " mmmmm, you're hurting me".

But this is why you always LOCK THE DOOR.

Susan Berlien (warmchocmilk) said...

OMG... I hope my kids never find out.

Allyson said...

omg, i don't know what i'd do if i saw anything when i was younger. i'd be scarred for life. lol

i hope my kids don't ever walk in on me! ha ha

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Well, this is TMI...but I found porn in my dad's closet on a really high shelf. I think I was hunting for Christmas presents...yuck.

Cynthia@RunningWithLetters said...

I'm speechless. I'll have to come back later and try to compose a real comment. Right now, I'm just simply at a loss for something meaningful to add to the dialogue...wow.

Erin M. said...

I don't think I'll ever look at a lion the same way again! LOL!

I walked in on my parents twice when I was young. It was NOT fun or pretty. I didn't see much, they were under the covers, but I could tell what was going on. And I didn't like it!!

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

That is one of my biggest fears, having my kids walk in on us- scary!! The g-string reminds me of a pair that one of Felix's friends gave him when we were first together: an elephant (guess what went in the trunk...).

ScoMan said...

You've made me picture my dad in a g-string before breakfast, and usually that's more of a lunch time activity.

No, that was wrong. And I apologize.

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

I'm pretty sure that my parent's did not have sex. Well, maybe twice, once for me and once for my brother.

Although in high school my brother walked in on me and my boyfriend. I think that's got to be even worse.

kys said...

This has never been confirmed but I'm pretty sure I was an immaculate conception.

** My dad likes to say that mom missed her calling and should have been a nun.

Liz in Virginia said...

I was told how babies are made when I was in fifth grade, and I was sure this could not be true -- my parents would never do that. My friend told me, very matter-of-factly: "Well, sometimes women can get pregnant by accident."

Whew! I was so relieved -- that must have been how it happened: my dad bumped into my mom accidentally -- twice -- and that's how they got my sister and me. Mystery solved.

our b life said...

Did you smell the tail-now that is funny right there. I found some sex games in my moms drawer. I still have never told her that.

Patrice S. said...

"They're gonna say ur naughty"
Ur naughty!! hahaha hilarious!

Holly said...

I want my kids to live in complete denial. I, however, love to make sure my husband knows everything his mom tells me about her new boyfriend...it is FUN! He squirms...

Holly @ 504 Main

My name is PJ. said...

EWWWWWW! My ears!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Two Normal Moms said...

I agree - EWWWWWWWW!
I walked in on them naked in the afternoon one time. I knew enough to know what they were doing and was (and still am, thank you) THANKFUL they weren't in the middle of the "act". Ugh. I want to think my parents only did it once. To have me!
***Ally

MJ said...

oh my - ROaWR

At least they didn't tell you their favorite position!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BLECH*

I meant to view this when I got home Thursday, but with TorT - sigh. thanks for stopping by Dirty Little Confessions.
Happy Halloween - Stop by on Sunday for treat!

Shannon said...

OMG. I only watched the first 10 seconds. My dad is single also, my parents divorced when I was 10. But, my dad remarried his high school sweetheart and THEY remained married until last year, so he is NEWLY single. My brother and I CANNOT at all bare to hear ONE WORD of his exploits! He just moved to a freakin retirement community where the male to female ratio is 18 to 2, IN HIS FAVOR! And just the other day, he said he went to a Halloween party dressed in doctor scrubs and put DR GOODLOVE on the name badge! So when you said you found a G STRING with a lions head? I almost fell over. I had to stop and take a breath. Like really. You would have to pick me up off the floor. The last time he was here, he had a bruise on his cheek and I said, hey, what happened? His oh so smart a@@ reply? 'Gloria rolled over and accidentally hit me in the cheek this morning with her elbow!!!!!' PUKE, there goes breakfast, lunch and dunner! Okay I'm going to try and watch the rest, not sure if I can do this....

Funny in my mind said...

You crack me up- stopping over from SAHM.